Saturday, August 1, 2009

Say No To Drugs.

From my novel A Western Capitol Hill:

His first beer sends Garrett off to the restroom soon enough. He’d take his place at the urinal – and get a kick, as usual, out of pissing literally and metaphorically on the urinal mat that says “Say No to Drugs” – but someone’s already using it. So, instead, he enters the toilet stall, actually lifting the lid, before beginning his business, out of politeness for whatever sad sack might actually need to take dump there at some future point. He grins at the legend “Free Cowboy Hats” that someone’s handwritten on the toilet seat cover dispenser as he relieves himself.

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